Cosmic Bank of Knowledge FAQ

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Can I read from the Cosmic Bank of Knowledge?
Unfortunately, such a service is not available to the general public due to technological limitations. The sheer amount of database entries is too large.

Do you offer paid services?
We do. For $1000 we run a query to the Cosmic Bank of Knowledge and fetch a random idea. It has to be understood that the percentage of useful ideas is so low, that we can guarantee nothing.

Can you run a query that will fetch a solution to a particular problem?
This is not feasible today. Even getting a random idea is at the limit of our technological capabilities, and requires ingenious engineering work.