====== Dan Dindridge ======

[{{ :wiki:dan_dindridge.png?nolink&100|Dan Dindridge at the Assholes Summit}}]

Dan Dindridge is a philosopher, provocateur and an altogether asshole. He is a member of [[Slow Club]] and purports to be the ultimate scoffer. His colleagues disagree. He scoffs.

Dindridge is considered to be one of the most quotable individuals of the contemporaneity. His famous quotes include:

  * "Your hypothesis is interesting. But... who gives a fuck?"
  * "Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
  * "If I could care more, I would, but I don't."
  * "My solution to the Barber paradox? I decided to go bald."

His offhand manner of philosophizing has won him many awards, mainly from penguins and stray teenagers. Dan Dindridge considers himself both a man and a cigarette boat. He refuses to expand on the topic.