====== Healthy Hoarders ======

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[{{ :wiki:hoarders_logo.png?nolink&200|Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn't let go}}]

**Healthy Hoarders** is a group of people dedicated to collecting as a virtue. They have their Hoarding Commandments and a famous tagline, which reads: "[[ryber|Virtual Pistons]] today, fortunes tomorrow".

The current director is Sabin Stockpiler.

===== Hoarding Commandments =====

  - If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion
  - If they ask again, threaten end of friendship
  - If you need to collect items that can spoil, use the fridge
  - If someone tells you to clean out the fridge, eye them with suspicion
  - If they tell you again, threaten end of friendship
  - Treat unique items as collections consisting of 1

===== External links =====

The group has collected so many domains, it is impossible to list them all.