====== Mr. Porridge ======

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[{{ :wiki:mr_porridge.png?nolink&200|Mr. Porridge putting on his famed facial expression}}]

**Mr. Porridge** is a philosopher and a former member of [[Slow Club]]. He is known for his well thought out opinions, but also for his poor skills as a public debater. He is capable of dramatically changing his position simply because he is afraid to offend his interlocutor. Afterwards, he would hastily revert to his original opinion.

A rivalry between Mr. Porridge and [[J. N. Spoilsport]] broke out somewhen in 2014, which ended in Mr. Porridge being expelled from Slow Club.

===== Accomplishments as a philosopher =====

Mr. Porridge has famously argued that the [[TSF]] might be a whole species, and it is due to their eating habits that they must live millions of light years apart. This explains why we observe only a single TSF, which was designate as a "local TSF". While J. N. Spoilsport used this as a pretext to expel Mr. Porridge from Slow Club, most philosophers and even Spoilsport himself believe that Mr. Porridge was right.

===== Accomplishments at Trouser Suppliers Guild =====

Mr. Porridge was good at being a member of the [[prince_ruifa|Guild]], and even wore a Guild badge. He was let go due to the Slow Club scandal.

===== Current whereabouts =====

Mr. Porridge is currently a beggar somewhere on the streets.