====== The Government ======

[{{ :wiki:government.png?direct&400|What conspiracy theorists imagine when you say "government"}}]

**The Government** is a conspiracy theory construct similar to Schrödinger's cat: it is conceived as both a group of genius masterminds and an incompetent bunch of nitwits.

===== See also =====

  * [[Scholars]]
  * [[Scientists]]
  * [[wtf|What The Fuck?]]