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What The Fuck?
What The Fuck? (abbreviated as “WTF?”) is a conspiracy theories pedaling organization, founded with the appearance of humans on the planet. Powered by ignorance, bad logic, cognitive errors and deep devotion to being on the side of the Truth, WTF has effectively compromised most of public conversation on almost any matter of importance.
“What The Fuck?” is an anonymous group and all representatives call themselves John Johnson, for fear of being tracked by The Government.
Conspiracy Theories
Rain
According to “WTF?”, raindrops are way too cleanly designed, and are suspiciously dropped in way too straight and way too parallel lines for the whole thing to be a naturally occurring phenomenon.
“These guys must have at least a basic understanding of geometry,” - John Johnson said. - “Parallel lines is something you learn in school. Look around. Nothing in nature is parallel.”
Skeptical Voices argues something against these points. Nobody cares.
Moon Landing
“WTF?” believe that we went to the moon, but that the US Government manipulated the data, so that it would appear that we had not.
“It is clear that they could have done a much better job of quickly explaining to the public that the stars are not captured on film due to very clear technical limitations of the camera. That they failed to do so proves they aimed for the illiterate public to come to their own dumb conclusions. And so they have!”