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| The lifeform is the only human-engineered stable biological lifeform. Since the invention is called "A Coffee Which You Cannot Drink", which abbreviates to ACWYCD, the lifeform got the name akwyd (pronounced as oak-wood). | The lifeform is the only human-engineered stable biological lifeform. Since the invention is called "A Coffee Which You Cannot Drink", which abbreviates to ACWYCD, the lifeform got the name akwyd (pronounced as oak-wood). | ||
| - | Akwyds are nasty little creatures which prefer to live in concave containers, such as cups, glasses and other types of drinkware. They are, however, allergic to goblets, and can die if placed in a shoe. | + | Akwyds are nasty little creatures which prefer to live in concave containers, such as cups, glasses and other types of drinkware. They are allergic to goblets and can die if placed in a shoe. |
| ==== Diet and Reproduction ==== | ==== Diet and Reproduction ==== | ||
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| Akwyds feast on graphite and reproduce by mating with pencils. The pencil comes out of the mating process quite harmed. Akwyds cannot mate with a grease pencil, because its core is made out of a colored wax, not graphite. Akwyds, however, may still try to have sex with them until they break. | Akwyds feast on graphite and reproduce by mating with pencils. The pencil comes out of the mating process quite harmed. Akwyds cannot mate with a grease pencil, because its core is made out of a colored wax, not graphite. Akwyds, however, may still try to have sex with them until they break. | ||
| - | Akwyds don't have reproduction cycles and instead engage in opportunistic sex, therefore //pencils are always in danger//. Once akwyd is sexually satisfied, they begin to divide into 3, 5 or 7, depending on the quality of the sex. | + | Akwyds don't have reproduction cycles and instead engage in opportunistic sex, therefore //pencils are always in danger//. Once an akwyd is sexually satisfied, it begins to divide into 3, 5 or 7, depending on the quality of the sex. |
| [{{:wiki:pencil_danger.png?nolink&200|An activist raising awareness}}] | [{{:wiki:pencil_danger.png?nolink&200|An activist raising awareness}}] | ||
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| ===== Stats ===== | ===== Stats ===== | ||
| - | Akwyds are the most fast growing population in the world. The speed of their poison streams is 128cm/sec. The speed with which they extend their tentacles is around ten times faster, which is to say they just appear out of nowhere and hit your face. | + | Akwyds are the fastest growing population in the world. The speed of their poison streams is 128cm/sec. The speed with which they extend their tentacles is around ten times faster, which is to say they just appear out of nowhere and hit your face. |
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