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healthy_hoarders [2017/12/05 10:46]
lverona
healthy_hoarders [2017/12/09 06:34]
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 ====== Healthy Hoarders ====== ====== Healthy Hoarders ======
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 [{{ :​wiki:​hoarders_logo.png?​nolink&​200|Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn'​t let go}}] [{{ :​wiki:​hoarders_logo.png?​nolink&​200|Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn'​t let go}}]
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 ===== Hoarding Commandments ===== ===== Hoarding Commandments =====
  
-1. If they give it to you, take it +  - If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion 
-2. If they don't ask for it, don't give it away +  ​- ​If they ask again, threaten end of friendship 
-3. If they ask for it, make up excuses +  ​- ​If you need to collect items that can spoil, use the fridge 
-4. If excuses don't work, threaten end of friendship +  ​- ​If someone tells you to clean out the fridge, eye them with suspicion 
-5. Unique items are collectibles too, it's just that their full collection consists of 1 item +  ​- ​If they tell you again, threaten end of friendship 
-6. If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion +  - Treat unique items as collections consisting of 1 
-7. If they ask again, threaten end of friendship + 
-8. If you need to collect items that can spoil, use the fridge +===== External links ===== 
-9. If someone tells you to clean out the fridge, eye them with suspicion + 
-10. If they tell you again, threaten end of friendship+The group has collected so many domains, it is impossible to list them all.
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