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| ====== Healthy Hoarders ====== | ====== Healthy Hoarders ====== | ||
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| + | ~~NOTOC~~ | ||
| [{{ :wiki:hoarders_logo.png?nolink&200|Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn't let go}}] | [{{ :wiki:hoarders_logo.png?nolink&200|Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn't let go}}] | ||
| - | **Healthy Hoarders** is a group of people dedicated to collecting as a virtue. They have their Hoarding Commandments and a famous tagline, which reads: "[[ryber|Virtual Pistons]] today, fortunes tomorrow". | + | **Healthy Hoarders** is a group of people dedicated to collecting as a virtue. They have their Hoarding Commandments and a famous tagline, which reads: "1 today, 12987121276418726414 tomorrow". |
| The current director is Sabin Stockpiler. | The current director is Sabin Stockpiler. | ||
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| ===== Hoarding Commandments ===== | ===== Hoarding Commandments ===== | ||
| - | 1. If they give it to you, take it | + | - If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion |
| - | 2. If they don't ask for it, don't give it away | + | - If they ask again, threaten end of friendship |
| - | 3. If they ask for it, make up excuses | + | - Treat unique items as collections consisting of 1 |
| - | 4. If excuses don't work, threaten end of friendship | + | |
| - | 5. Unique items are collectibles too, it's just that their full collection consists of 1 item | + | ===== External links ===== |
| - | 6. If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion | + | |
| - | 7. If they ask again, threaten end of friendship | + | The group has collected so many domains, it is impossible to list them all. |
| - | 8. If you need to collect items that can spoil, use the fridge | + | |
| - | 9. If someone tells you to clean out the fridge, eye them with suspicion | + | |
| - | 10. If they tell you again, threaten end of friendship | + | |
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