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====== Healthy Hoarders ====== | ====== Healthy Hoarders ====== | ||
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+ | ~~NOTOC~~ | ||
[{{ :wiki:hoarders_logo.png?nolink&200|Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn't let go}}] | [{{ :wiki:hoarders_logo.png?nolink&200|Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn't let go}}] | ||
- | **Healthy Hoarders** is a group of people dedicated to collecting as a virtue. They have their Hoarding Commandments and a famous tagline, which reads: "[[ryber|Virtual Pistons]] today, fortunes tomorrow". | + | **Healthy Hoarders** is a group of people dedicated to collecting as a virtue. They have their Hoarding Commandments and a famous tagline, which reads: "1 today, 12987121276418726414 tomorrow". |
The current director is Sabin Stockpiler. | The current director is Sabin Stockpiler. | ||
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===== Hoarding Commandments ===== | ===== Hoarding Commandments ===== | ||
- | - If they give it to you, take it | ||
- | - If they don't ask for it, don't give it away | ||
- | - If they ask for it, make up excuses | ||
- | - If excuses don't work, threaten end of friendship | ||
- | - Unique items are collectibles too, it's just that their full collection consists of 1 item | ||
- If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion | - If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion | ||
- If they ask again, threaten end of friendship | - If they ask again, threaten end of friendship | ||
- | - If you need to collect items that can spoil, use the fridge | + | - Treat unique items as collections consisting of 1 |
- | - If someone tells you to clean out the fridge, eye them with suspicion | + | |
- | - If they tell you again, threaten end of friendship | + | |
===== External links ===== | ===== External links ===== | ||
- | The group has collected so many domains, that it is impossible to list them all. | + | The group has collected so many domains, it is impossible to list them all. |