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 There was this family of Renouk. They were all present at the mayor'​s ball and they were all quite well known to the mayor. Mister and missis Renouk had seven children. Missis Renouk'​s brother, Robert Renouk, was also present at the celebration and so were some other relatives, including parents of both of the Renouks. There was this family of Renouk. They were all present at the mayor'​s ball and they were all quite well known to the mayor. Mister and missis Renouk had seven children. Missis Renouk'​s brother, Robert Renouk, was also present at the celebration and so were some other relatives, including parents of both of the Renouks.
  
-The youngest Renouk daughter had returned from the Institute ​she was sent to and was the only one from the family not introduced to the mayor. ​So when the ball started, Mr. Renouk came up to the mayor with his youngest daughter and said:+The youngest Renouk daughter had returned from the University ​she was sent to and was the only one from the family not introduced to the mayor. ​When the ball started, Mr. Renouk came up to the mayor with his youngest daughter and said, “This is Marlena, my youngest daughter.”
  
-"This is Marlenamy youngest daughter."+The mayor said“Nice to meet you, MarlenaAnd welcome back to our welcoming city!”
  
-The mayor said:+Several minutes later Mrs. Renouk came up to the mayor with Marlena and said, “Dear mayor, this is Marlena, my youngest one.”
  
-"​Nice ​to meet you, MarlenaI hope you have finally returned to live in our city!"+“Oh, your husband has already introduced her to me.
  
-Several minutes later Mrs. Renouk came up to the mayor with Marlena and said:+“Ah, so you are acquainted! When did that happen? On the beach?”
  
-"​Dear ​mayor, ​this is Marlena, ​my youngest one."+The mayor's face went slightly red and he laughed“Ma'​am,​ your husband has just introduced ​Marlena ​to me. I've not met her beforeof course.
  
-"Ohyour husband has already introduced her to me."+“AhI see.
  
-"​Ah, ​so you are acquainted! When did that happen? On the beach?"​+And so the ball went on, but some time later Robert Renouk came up to the mayor with Marlena and said, “Good evening, mayor, what a wonderful ball!”
  
-The mayor'​s face went slightly red and he laughed:+“Why, thank you! I like organizing a good party from time to time.”
  
-"​Ma'​am, your husband has just introduced ​Marlena ​to me. I've not met her before, of course."+“Indeed... Anyway, I am here to introduce to you the star of this season, Marlena, ​the youngest daughter ​of my brother.
  
-"Ah, I see."+“OhWell, she has already been introduced to me twice by both of her parents!”
  
-And so the ball went on, but some time later Robert ​Renouk came up to the mayor with Marlena ​and said:+“Muahaha!” ​Robert’s mustache shook to the rhythm of his laughter. “Well then, I am glad you know Marlena. They say you've met her on a beach?”
  
-"Good evening, ​mayor, ​what a wonderful ball!"+“What?” the mayor's face went white. “Who told you thatMr. Renouk?! I've met Marlena today! I have never met her before in my entire life!
  
-"Whythank you! I like organizing ​good party from time to time."+Robert made a concerned face, apologized for the misunderstanding using all the proper apologies, and retreated together with the girl. The mayor wiped his forehead with a napkin and sighed“What ​weird family they are.
  
-"​Indeed... Anyway, I am here to introduce to you the star of this season, Marlena, ​the youngest daughter of my brother."+The ball went on and the mayor was already beginning ​to forget ​the affair, when one of Mr. and Mrs. Renouk'​s sons, Dick Renouk, approached him, Marlena ​arm in arm with him. “Good eveningmayor.
  
-"Oh. Wellshe has already been introduced to me twice by both of her parents!"​+“Good eveningDick. How do you do?”
  
-"​Bwa-ha-ha," laughed Robert heartilyhis moustache shaking ​to the rythm of his laughing. "Well then, I am glad you know MarlenaThey say you've met her on a beach?"​+“How do you do. Let me take the honor to introduce my youngest sisterMarlena, to you.
  
-"​What?"​ the mayor's face went white"Who told you thatMrRenouk?! I've met Marlena today! ​I have never met her before in my entire life!"+The mayor didn't smile this time“Yes, young lady, it was a pleasure to meet you this evening for the first time in my life,” he said slowly and deliberately“Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other guests to attend to.”
  
-Robert made a concerned faceappoligized for the misunderstanding ​in best traditions of society ​and retreated together with Marlena. The mayor wiped his forehead with a napkin and sighed: "What a weird family they are."+That wasn't very politebut yet the circumstances were so odd and Dick had not yet earned that much standing ​in society, so the mayor decided to cut it off this way.
  
-The ball went on and the mayor was already beginning to forget ​the affair when one of Mr. and Mrs. Renouk's sonsDick Renouk, ​approached ​him, Marlena ​arm in arm with him.+However, he couldn'​t imagine that it was only the beginning ​of his troubles, for several minutes later another ​Renouk ​offspringTimothy ​Renouk, ​faced the mayor with Marlena beside ​him. “Dear mayoras an honored citizen, let me take this opportunity to introduce you to my sister ​Marlena, whom you, they say, have not yet met.
  
-"Good eveningmayor."+“Yessir Timothy, I have not met your sister Marlena before this day. Yet, several members of your family have already introduced her to me. I wonder why she did not inform you of that fact.
  
-"Good eveningDickHow do you do?"+At that point of conversation Timothy took the mayor by his arm and drew him aside. “Ohshe is very much embarrassed by rumors that you made love to her on the beach,” he whispered earnestly into the mayor'​s ear“As your close friend and colleague, I decided it was quite alright for me to warn you.”
  
-"How do you doLet me take the honour to introduce ​my youngest sisterMarlena, to you."+The mayor felt his heart sink and his toes become cold“Oh, ​my God! That silly rumorwhich of course has no grounds whatsoevercan ruin my career and reputation forever! Who started it, I wonder? That individual deserves ​to go to prison!”
  
-The mayor didn't smile this time.+“Yes, Your Mayorship, I agreeInsulting an official such as yourself is a serious criminal act, to be sure.”
  
-"Yes, young lady, it was pleasure to meet you this evening for the first time in my life," he said slowly and deliberately. "Nowif you'll excuse meI have other guests to attend ​to."+The mayor thought for bit and then said, “Pleasegive life to another rumor and tell everyone that this beach stuff is a lie.
  
-That wasn't very polite, but yet the circumstances were so odd and Dick had not yet earned much respect in the society, so the mayor decided to cut it off this way. +Yes, sir.
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-However, he couldn'​t imagine that it was only the beginning of his mischiefs, for several minutes later another Renouk offspring, Timothy Renouk, faced the mayor with Marlena beside him. +
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-"Dear mayor, as an honoured citizen, let me take this opportunity to introduce you to my sister Marlena, whom you, they say, have not yet met."​ +
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-"Yes, sir Timothy, I have not met your sister Marlena before this day. Yet, several members of your family have already introduced her to me. I wonder why she did not inform you of that fact."​ +
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-At that point of conversation Timothy took the mayor by his arm and drew him aside. +
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-"Oh, she is very much embarrased by rumours that you made love to her on the beach,"​ he whispered earnestly into the mayor'​s ear. "As your close friend and colleague, I decided it was quite alright for me to warn you."​ +
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-The mayor felt his heart sink and his toes become cold. +
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-"Oh, my God! That silly rumour, which of course has no ground whatsoever, can ruin my career and reputation forever! Who started it, I wonder? The guy deserves to go to prison!"​ +
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-"Yes, my mayor, I agree. The insult of the governing persona is a serious criminal act, that's for sure."​ +
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-The mayor thought a bit and then said: +
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-"​Please,​ give life to another rumour and tell everybody that this beach stuff is a lie."​ +
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-"Yes, sir."+
  
 And so the ball continued and the mayor rubbed his hands in satisfaction. Perhaps, it would turn out okay after all. And so the ball continued and the mayor rubbed his hands in satisfaction. Perhaps, it would turn out okay after all.
  
-In high spirits, the mayor even danced a waltz or two and was involved in a lovely conversation with a modern philosopher,​ when he was called to the other part of the room and there was approached by Anna Renouk together with Marlena. +In high spirits, the mayor even danced a waltz or two and was involved in a lovely conversation with a modern philosopher,​ when he was called to the other side of the room. There he was approached by Anna Renouk together with Marlena.
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-"Ah, mayor, you look so handsome tonight."​ +
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-The mayor smiled and thought to himself that perhaps these ladies came up just to chat and enough with all these silly introductions. However, he was deeply, deeply wrong. +
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-"My dear mayor,"​ started Anna, "​please meet my sister, Marlena. She came from abroad."​ +
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-"Yes, yes, we are acquainted already, yes."​ +
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-"Oh, she has been introduced to you by someone else, hasn't she?"​ +
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-"Oh, yes!" said the mayor, happy Anna wasn't talking that rubbish about the beach. "Your family is behaving a little bit out of the ordinary today. They'​ve all taken turns to introduce Marlena to me." +
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-"​Ah-ha-ha,​ what a weird situation, is it not?"​ +
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-"It is."+
  
-"Welleverybody is concerned with rumours. They say you haven'​t met Marlena on the beach. They say you've met her somewhere else, maybe even in a bar."+“Ah, mayor, you look so handsome tonight.
  
-And before the mayor could reply anything, both ladies ​swept awayleaving the mayor with his jaw down.+The mayor smiled and thought to himself that perhaps these ladies ​asked him over just to chatand enough ​with all these silly introductions. However, he was deeply, deeply wrong.
  
-"This is getting out of hand!" he thought"What shall I do?!"+“My dear mayor,” started Anna, “please meet my sister, MarlenaShe came from abroad.”
  
-As the mayor was thinking of stopping the ballMr. Rebouk'​s fathera 90 year old manapproached the mayor and smiled at him with his charming toothless smile. Marlena was just behind him.+“Yesyeswe are acquainted alreadyyes.
  
-"​James!"​ he said to the mayor. "How's the reigning?"+“Oh, she has been introduced ​to you by someone else, hasn't she?
  
-"Umthank you mister Renoukit is an honour to be mayor of this wonderful city."+“Ohyes!” said the mayorhappy Anna wasn't pushing that rubbish about the beach. “Your family ​is behaving ​little bit out of the ordinary today. They'​ve all taken turns to introduce Marlena to me.
  
-"Yesindeed."​+“Aha-ha-hawhat a weird situation, is it not?”
  
-The old man pushed Marlena in front of the mayor and said, bowing in a manner people do when presenting a new horse, creaking with his every bone:+“It is.”
  
-"Miss Marlena Reboukto your servicesHas diploma from abroad."+“Welleveryone is concerned by the rumorsThey say you haven'​t met Marlena on the beach. They say you've met her somewhere else, maybe even in bar.
  
-The mayor felt the skin of his face extract some cold sweat and his feet start shaking.+And before the mayor could respond, both ladies swept away, leaving ​the mayor with his jaw dropped.
  
-"Um. It is a pleasure, miss," ​he bowed in return and smiled a weary smile.+“This ​is getting out of hand!” ​he thought“What shall I do?!”
  
-The old man looked closely ​at him.+As the mayor was thinking of stopping the ball, Mr. Renouk'​s father, a 90 year old man, approached the mayor and smiled ​at him with his charming toothless smile. Marlena was just behind him. “James!” he said to the mayor“How'​s the reigning?​”
  
-"Your smile looks forced. Aren'​t ​you happy to meet my granddaughter?"​+“Um, thank you Mr. Renouk, it is an honor to be a mayor of this wonderful city.”
  
-"Ohnomister ReboukI am very, veeeery happyAnd pleased.... Honouredeven! It's just that... Well, many people have taken this ball as an opportunity to introduce the girl to me."+“Yesindeed…” The old man pushed Marlena in front of the mayor and saidbowing in a manner people do when presenting a horsecreaking with his every bone“Miss Marlena Renoukat your serviceHas a diploma from abroad.
  
-"WellI guess, as they knew that you were informally acquainted with her anyway, they wanted to make some official introductions. To clear things upyou know."+The mayor felt the skin of his face get covered in a thin layer of cold sweat. “Um. It is a pleasuremiss,” he bowed in return and smiled a weary smile.
  
-"​What?"​ the mayor started"I have never had any informal acuaintance neither with Marlena nor with anybody else! What are you talking about?"+The old man looked closely at him. “Your smile looks forcedAren'​t ​you happy to meet my granddaughter?
  
-"Wellyou know what they say," the old man said respectfully"That you two met either on the beach or in some bar and that you even want to put her former lover into prison!"+“Ohnomister Renouk, I am very, veeeery happyAnd pleased.... Honored, ​even! It's just that... Well, many people have taken this ball as an opportunity to introduce the girl to me.”
  
-"​Bwa-ha-ha!"​ came a laugh from behind and Robert Renouk joined their merry conversation. "What a rumour! ​don't believe a single word of it!"+“Well, ​guess, as they knew that you were informally acquainted with her anyway, they wanted to make some official introductions. To clear things up, you know.”
  
-"​Really?" asked the mayor with hope.+“What?” the mayor stared at him“I have never had any informal acquaintance neither with Marlena, nor with anybody else! What are you talking about?”
  
-"Of course! I am sure it was all misunderstood! How can a man of your position date a girl on beach or in that `Dog and Whistle` establishment when you've got such a lovely yachtWhat's it called? `The Romantic Night on Bajor`?"​+“Well, you know what they say,” the old man said, bowing respectfully,​ “that you two met either ​on the beach or in some bar, and that you even want to put her former lover in prison!
  
-"Oh..."+“Muahaha!” came a laugh from behind, and Robert Renouk joined their merry conversation“What a silly rumor! I don't believe a single word!”
  
-The mayor felt it's becoming difficult to breathe. His eyes began to water.+“Really?​” the mayor asked, hope in his eyes.
  
-"​Gentlemen,​ ladies,"​ he said, listening to his own voice and not really recognizing it. "All of this is so strange... Look, I have never met Marlena. Never! I have wife and two childrenI have never been neither ​on the beach nor in that `Dog and Whistle` ​and what you are saying are rumours, voicing which is simply impolite. It is especially impolite as I am the host of this event."​+“Of course! I am sure it was all misunderstandingHow can a man of your stature date a girl on beach or in that `Dog and Whistle` ​establishment?​ After all, you've got such a lovely yacht! What's it called? `The Romantic Night on Bajor`?”
  
-Everybody in the room seemed ​to get silent after these noble wordsThen Robert ​said in puzzled tone:+“Oh...” The mayor felt it's becoming difficult ​to breatheHis eyes began to water. “Gentlemen,​ ladies,” he said, hearing his own voice and not recognizing it. “All of this is so strange... Look, I have never met Marlena. Never! I have wife and two children! I have never been neither on the beach nor in that `Dog and Whistle` place, and what you are saying are rumors, voicing which is simply impolite. It is especially impolite as you are in my house.”
  
-"If not on the beach and not in the `Dog and Whistle`, then WHERE?!"+Everybody in the room went silent. Then Robert frowned and said, “If not on the beach and not in the `Dog and Whistle`, then WHERE?!
  
-As suggestions ​started coming from everybody and the noise of many people arguing filled the room, the mayor lost sense of time and space and fainted.+As ideas started coming from everybodyand the noise of many people arguing filled the room, the mayor lost sense of time and space and fainted.
  
 * * * * * *
  
-Several years later I met him in Alaska, sipping beer in a place called `Jar and Donkey`. He was in high spirits, though I noticed his left eye quiver ​every time you introduce him to new people.+Several years later I met him in Alaska, sipping beer in a place called `Jar and Donkey`. He was in high spirits, though I noticed his left eye twitch ​every time you introduce him to new people.
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