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====== Service as a Service ====== | ====== Service as a Service ====== | ||
- | Service as a Service (abbreviated as SaaS) is a tautological product that provides nothing. | + | Service as a Service (abbreviated as SaaS) is a digital infrastructure product that provides buzzword assets for enterprise clients. It is a way to expose mid and high level management for their lack of understanding of technology by adding SaaS products to actual company expenses along with real services. |
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+ | SaaS businesses provide fake products, similar in nomenclature and sounding to what providers like Amazon Web Services would have. Examples include: | ||
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+ | * **Nile Omega**, serverless, API-less and completely pointless | ||
+ | * **Nile RotorDB**, a scalable distributed database which takes security to a new level by providing no ability to connect to it | ||
+ | * **Nile Old Skool Storage Service**, unlimited storage on floppy discs. The motto of the service is "You can store any data, as long as it is in 1.44 MB chunks!" | ||
+ | * **Nile SkyWatch**, a service that provides graphs of important sounding metrics which have zero connection to reality |