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====== Trotto Frekkensnork ======

[{{ :wiki:frekkensnork2.jpg?nolink&200|Trotto Frekkensnork}}]

**Trotto Frekkensnork** is a celebrated inventor and game designer. She is the author of the [[Inoffensive Chess]], a [[circle]], a [[working perpetual motion machine]] and a number of other inventions.

She is a big fan of train operators and considers it to be one of the noblest professions. She also likes food, drink and proper sleep.

During her rebellious teenage years she would often refer to herself as Frekennsnork instead of Frekkensnork.

===== The Ultimate Minimalist Dance =====

[{{:wiki:tumd.jpg?nolink&200 |A person doing TUMD}}]

Frekkensnork is the inventor of **"The Ultimate Minimalist Dance"**, often abbreviated as **TUMD**. In the spirit of ultimate minimalism, the dance excludes feet movements, arm movements, torso movements, head movements and eye movements. Basically, TUMD is //standing to the music//.

[{{ :wiki:tumd_crowd.jpg?nolink&200|TUMD at a concert}}]

TUMD is remarkably common among the world population, and is a universally accepted form of dancing for introverts.

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