Two Dogs and a Stone is a fable by Maro Dafnikis. It addresses the morality of being loyal in the face of a desire to instead go get some sleep.

Notable for its wide influence in the ancient world, it became famous for having been completely lost from the record during the middle ages. There is no documented evidence that can suggest what the fable was about, what the plot was and, specifically, what were the dogs' names.

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