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====== Whatever You Want ======

[{{ :wiki:whatever_you_want_1.jpg?nolink&200|Depiction of "Whatever You Want" brothel by a 16th century Flemish painter}}]

**Whatever You Want** is a brothel, which was initially a secret sub-division of [[Honest Wallets]]. Many internal stakeholders of the latter would use "nail clipping services" as a shorthand for the real function of the sub-division.

===== Time travel claims =====

Apart from being the focus of the slowly unfolding scandal, involving top executives of [[Ryber]] and it's daughter companies, Whatever You Want is an urban mystery, since a number of medieval painters have seemingly captured the interiors and exact events, happening in the brothel, down to minute details. It is generally believed that Whatever You Want proves that time travel is a real possibility. [[Slow Club]] argues that the sub-folding of space and time continuum could also account for the effect.

[{{:wiki:physical_world_map.png?nolink&200 |Researchers are faced with a daunting task of locating the brothel across jurisdictions}}]

The exact location of Whatever You Want brothel has not been disclosed by the press. In fact, even a non-exact location has so far been hidden from the inquisitive public eye. A number of student projects have analyzed Google Maps in an attempt to find the elusive brothel, and at least two pursuants to PhD have chosen Whatever You Want as their topic.

Stephen Hawking has famously said that "The phenomenon of time travel finds its most acuminate testimony on the phenomenon of the brothel. Sex must be interdimensional!"

===== Debate =====

A number of skeptics have vocally criticized evidence for time travel claims. According to them, the old paintings do not depict the Whatever You Want brothel, and are just generic paintings that provide no detail at all. J. N. Spoilsport of Slow Club responds that since the actual brothel has not yet been found, skeptics cannot claim that the paintings do not look like the brothel.

Skeptical voices also point out that no first hand accounts of the Whatever You Want establishment exist, and therefore there is little evidence to suggest that it is not a lie by Ryber executives, told to cover up their actual business dealings.
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