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 **Worth No Penny Press** (abbreviated as WNP Press or WNPP) is a publishing house, known for its tabloid Cheap Newspaper and a bunch of poorly written textbooks.
+===== Textbooks =====
+A number of popular, but low quality textbooks have been published by the WNPP.
+{{:wiki:wnpp_textbook1.png?nolink&250|}}
+{{:wiki:wnpp_textbook2.png?nolink&250|}}
+{{:wiki:wnpp_textbook3.png?nolink&250|}}
+The "How to pick up a ball" textbook has a video instruction sold with it:
+{{youtube>QzqxkdqQp30?medium}}\\
 ===== Cheap Newspaper =====
-Cheap Newspaper has been around since 2005. It features torturous visuals, horrendous font choices, bad English and tabloid journalism.
+[{{ :wiki:cheapnewspaper_example.png?nolink&200|Cheap Newspaper layout}}]
+Cheap Newspaper was produced in 2005-2006. It featured torturous visuals, horrendous font choices, bad English and tabloid journalism.
+A lot of its content was centered around an amateur music community called CTG Music, including articles about music production and interviews with notable community members.
+[{{:wiki:ctgmusic.png?nolink&200 |Screenshot of the ctgmusic.com website}}]
-Its stories border on insulting. For instance, the Science section of Vol. 179 featured a story about the android language:
+The dominant part of the content, however, was geared towards silly entertainment. Many stories border on kindergarten stupid. For instance, the science section of Vol. 179 featured a story about an android language proposal:
 <file>
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 course, 'beep'. According to Dr.
 Bungee, the simpliest word of
-the android language is, no
+the android language is, there-
-doubt, 'beep', which may mean
+fore, 'beep', which may mean
 something like "Hey, I'm here"
 or simply "Hello". The second
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 </file>
-Another story was called "Madame la Spam" about a lady whose sole purpose in life was to advertise things. The protagonist eventually throws up, because he cannot take her evil ways.
+[{{ :wiki:madame_le_spam.png?nolink&200|Madame la Spam}}]
-"Jeux d'eau" tells us a story about a person with rare brain damage:
+Another story was called "Madame la Spam", about a lady whose sole purpose in life was to advertise things. The protagonist eventually throws up, because he cannot take her anymore.
+"Jeux d'eau" tells us a story about a person with a rare type of brain damage:
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 </file>
-Cheap Newspaper is released in "volumes". Each volume features variable number of pages. Several notable volumes were jokes, for instance volume 16:
+Cheap Newspaper was released in "volumes". Each volume features variable number of pages. Several volumes were "jokes", for instance volume 16:
 [{{ :wiki:cheapnewspaper16.png?nolink&400 |Cheap Newspaper Vol.16 with a single word: "donkey"}}]
-The tabloid also offered entertainment, typically in a form of obscure game and puzzles. Volume 11 features a card game "Roker". Totally unplayable, this game is unknown to this day and is actively played nowhere and by no one.
+The tabloid also offered entertainment, typically in a form of obscure game and puzzles. Volume 11 features a card game "Roker". Totally unplayable, this game is unknown to this day. It is actively played nowhere and by no one.
 [{{ :wiki:cheapnewspaper_roker.png?nolink&400 |An obscure card game "Roker"}}]
-In a blaze of contradiction, Cheap Newspaper is available absolutely at no cost, and "cheap" must refer to the quality of its content.
+In a blaze of contradiction, Cheap Newspaper was available absolutely at no cost, and "cheap" must refer to the quality of its content.
-===== Textbooks =====
+==== Short stories ====
-A number of popular, but low quality textbooks have been published by the WNPP.
+Cheap Newspaper has published several short stories by Louigi Verona. They include:
+  * [[The Mystery of Several Stupid Anonymous Letters]]
+  * [[How People Become Gold Miners]]
+  * [[The Midnight Arose]]
+  * [[Law and Genes]]
+===== Connection with "The Cave" =====
-{{:wiki:wnpp_textbook1.png?nolink&200|}}
+WNPP is believed to have been the first news outlet to have reported on [[The Cave]]. The staff of both WNPP and Cheap Newspaper vehemently deny any special connections to or knowledge of the secretive website and insist that they heard about it from several of The Cave members, known as "caverians".
-{{:wiki:wnpp_textbook2.png?nolink&200|}}
-{{:wiki:wnpp_textbook3.png?nolink&200|}}
-The "How to pick up a ball" textbook had a video instruction sold with it:
+Nevertheless, Cheap Newspaper runs an annual lottery that pays out money to anyone who guesses the online hours of The Cave correctly. So far, the lottery participants weren't fortunate to win. [[Slow Club]] argues that the fact the Worth No Penny Press finances the lottery says nothing about their connection to the website.
-{{youtube>QzqxkdqQp30?medium}}
-==== External links ====
+===== External links =====
 [[https://louigiverona.com/?page=projects&s=writings&t=cheapnewspaper|A selection of Cheap Newspaper volumes]]

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