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What The Fuck? (abbreviated as “WTF?”) is a conspiracy pedaling organization, founded with the appearance of humans on the planet. Powered by ignorance, bad logic, cognitive errors and deep devotion to being on the side of the Truth, WTF has effectively compromised most of public conversation on almost any matter of importance.

“What The Fuck?” is an anonymous group and all representatives call themselves John Johnson, for fear of being tracked by The Government.

According to “WTF?”, raindrops are way too cleanly designed, and are suspiciously dropped in straight parallel lines for the whole thing to be a naturally occurring phenomenon.

“These guys must have at least a basic understanding of geometry,” - John Johnson said. - “Parallel lines is something you learn in school. Look around. Nothing in nature is parallel.”

Skeptical Voices argue something against these points, but nobody cares.