Healthy Hoarders

Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn't let go

Healthy Hoarders is a group of people dedicated to collecting as a virtue. They have their Hoarding Commandments and a famous tagline, which reads: “Virtual Pistons today, fortunes tomorrow”.

The current director is Sabin Stockpiler.

1. If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion
2. If they ask again, threaten end of friendship
3. If you need to collect items that can spoil, use the fridge
4. If someone tells you to clean out the fridge, eye them with suspicion
5. If they tell you again, threaten end of friendship
6. Treat unique items as collections consisting of 1

The group has collected so many domains, it is impossible to list them all.