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-====== An Empty Table ====== 
  
-[{{ :​wiki:​empty_table.png?​nolink&​200|List of good reasons to believe that the Earth is flat}}] 
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-**An Empty Table** is a table that has been drawn, but that has no content filled in. 
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-The properties of the empty table include height, width, number of rows, columns and styling. However, empty tables generally have no titles, since a title would depend on the content. 
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-Empty tables are extremely popular among people who need to make a table on a subject that they are ignorant about. An empty table is also great as a listing of ideas that you still did not think of. 
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-===== Criticism of empty tables ===== 
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-[[J. N. Spoilsport]] argues that empty tables may be breeding grounds for offensive content, since theoretically anyone can write anything in them. [[Mr. Porridge]] counters that any given table has limited dimensions, which in turn limit the amount of content it can hold. Therefore, you cannot write **anything** in an empty table. 
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-"It is clear that if you have a small empty table, you cannot write a novel in it. This is fairly obvious. I have no idea how someone can think otherwise,"​ - Mr. Porridge says. 
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-[[The Cave]] forum post in 2016 has commented on this by launching a project that would allow an Excel table to hold compressed text. That way, Mr. Porridge would be proven false. 
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-[[Dan Dindridge]] has summed up the whole exchange by pointing out that empty tables is something that "the public doesn'​t give a shit about"​. 
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-===== Additional notes ===== 
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-It can be argued that empty tables can say more than intended. A person who has not yet filled out a table may seem smarter than she really is. Once the table is filled out, it would be clear she is a psychopath, or just a very bored diesel mechanic. 
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-This perception asymmetry of a person before and after they fill out a table is called an //empty table perception asymmetry//​. It is a strictly professional term, although the professions that use this term are so specialized,​ and the terms they use are so narrow, that their width hardly exceeds that of a hair. As a result, nobody really ever refers to the //empty table perception asymmetry//,​ and laymen are advised against showing off their knowledge of the concept. 
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-===== Example ===== 
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