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List of good reasons to believe that the Earth is flat

An Empty Table is a table that has been drawn, but that has no content filled in.

The properties of the empty table include height, width, number of rows, columns and styling. However, empty tables generally have no titles, since a title would depend on the content.

Empty tables are extremely popular among people who need to make a table on a subject that they are ignorant about. An empty table is also great as a listing of ideas that you still did not think of.

J. N. Spoilsport argues that empty tables may be breeding grounds for offensive content, since theoretically anyone can write anything in them. Mr. Porridge counters that any given table has limited dimensions, which in turn limit the amount of content it can hold. Therefore, you cannot write anything in an empty table.

“It is clear that if you have a small empty table, you cannot write a novel in it. This is fairly obvious. I have no idea how someone can think otherwise,” - Mr. Porridge says.

The Cave forum post in 2016 has commented on this by launching a project that would allow an Excel table to hold compressed text. That way, Mr. Porridge would be proven false.

Dan Dindridge has summed up the whole exchange by pointing out that empty tables is something that “the public doesn't give a shit about”.

It can be argued that empty tables can say more than intended. A person who has not yet filled out a table may seem smarter than she really is. Once the table is filled out, it would be clear she is a psychopath, or just a very bored diesel mechanic.

This perception asymmetry of a person before and after they fill out a table is called an empty table perception asymmetry. It is a strictly professional term, although the professions that use this term are so specialized, and the terms they use are so narrow, that their width hardly exceeds that of a hair. As a result, nobody really ever refers to the empty table perception asymmetry, and laymen are advised against showing off their knowledge of the concept.