Dan Dindridge at the Assholes Summit

Dan Dindridge is a philosopher, provocateur and an altogether asshole. He is a member of Slow Club and purports to be the ultimate scoffer. His colleagues disagree. He scoffs.

Dindridge is considered to be one of the most quotable individuals of the contemporaneity. His famous quotes include:

• “Your hypothesis is interesting. But… who gives a fuck?”
• “Yes it's true. This man has no dick.”
• “If I could care more, I would, but I don't.”
• “My solution to the Barber paradox? I decided to go bald.”

His offhand manner of philosophizing has won him many awards, mainly from penguins and stray teenagers. Dan Dindridge considers himself both a man and a cigarette boat. He refuses to expand on the topic.