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 [{{ :wiki:dan_dindridge.png?nolink&100|Dan Dindridge at the Assholes Summit}}]
-Dan Dindridge is a philosopher, provocateur and an altogether asshole. He is a member of [[Slow Club]] and purports to be the ultimate rationalist. His colleagues disagree.
+Dan Dindridge is a philosopher, provocateur and an altogether asshole. He is a member of [[Slow Club]] and purports to be the ultimate scoffer. His colleagues disagree. He scoffs.
 Dindridge is considered to be one of the most quotable individuals of the contemporaneity. His famous quotes include:
-"Your hypothesis in interesting. But... who gives a fuck?"
+  * "Your hypothesis is interesting. Unfortunately, no one cares."
-"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
+  * "Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
-"If I could care more, I would, but I don't."
+  * "If I could care more, I would, but I don't."
-"My solution to the Barber paradox is simple: know how to define your fucking barber!"
+  * "My solution to the Barber paradox? I decided to go bald."
+His offhand manner of philosophizing has won him many awards, mainly from penguins and stray teenagers. Dan Dindridge considers himself both a man and a cigarette boat. He refuses to expand on the topic.

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