Dan Dindridge at the Assholes Summit

Dan Dindridge is a philosopher, provocateur and an altogether asshole. He is a member of Slow Club and purports to be the ultimate scoffer. His colleagues disagree. He scoffs at them.

Dindridge is considered to be one of the most quotable individuals of the contemporaneity. His famous quotes include:

• “Your hypothesis in interesting. But… who gives a fuck?”
• “Yes it's true. This man has no dick.”
• “If I could care more, I would, but I don't.”
• “My solution to the Barber paradox is simple: know how to define your fucking barber!”

Dan Dindridge considers himself both a man and a cigarette boat. He refuses to expand on the topic.