Healthy Hoarders logo. It includes all versions, because they couldn't let go

Healthy Hoarders is a group of people dedicated to collecting as a virtue. They have their Hoarding Commandments and a famous tagline, which reads: “Virtual Pistons today, fortunes tomorrow”.

The current director is Sabin Stockpiler.

1. If they give it to you, take it
2. If they don't ask it back, don't volunteer
3. If they do ask for it, make up excuses
4. If excuses don't work, threaten end of friendship
5. Unique items are collectibles too, it's just that their full collection consists of 1
6. If someone tells you to throw something away, eye them with suspicion
7. If they ask again, threaten end of friendship
8. If you need to collect items that can spoil, use the fridge
9. If someone tells you to clean out the fridge, eye them with suspicion
10. If they tell you again, threaten end of friendship

The group has collected so many domains, that it is impossible to list them all.