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-Honest Wallets is a company that was a secret sub-division of [[Ryber]].
+**Honest Wallets** was a company that started as a secret sub-division of [[Ryber]]. Allegedly, it was the only part of the business that was making money.
+It operated a pizza delivery service in Germany until 2013. A number of former Ryber top managers have come forward with allegations that Honest Wallets had a secret sub-division which was doing something else, and that pizza delivery was a failed business that made no profit for the company.
+Amidst the scandal, Honest Wallets CEO has admitted to wrongdoing and spilled the beans about a secret sub-division of the company that provided nail clipping services. Honest Wallets collapsed within a week, and the [[Whatever You Want|nail clipping sub-division]] was sold to pay off company debt.
+===== The TMNT rumour =====
+{{:wiki:teenage_mutant_ninja_turtles_1990_film_poster.jpg?nolink&200 |}}
+It was rumored that Honest Wallets was the delivery service that delivered pizza to Michaelangelo and Rafael in the 1990 TMNT movie. The rumor was probably fueled by the whole [[Whatever You Want#Time travel claims|time travel conspiracy]] that has grappled the public attention, since Honest Wallets definitely did not exist at the time of the TMNT movie shooting.
+[[Slow Club]] have argued that the movie clearly shows the pizza delivery service to be that of Domino's Pizza, but the [[wtf|"What The Fuck?"]] conspiracy outlet has consistently responded that anyone can write words on a pizza box.
+"If they wanted to conceal the fact that Honest Wallets was around in the 90s, and, in fact, as early as 1990, all they had to do was write a safe name on the box. Folks, it's as simple as it gets!" - said the representative of "What The Fuck?", John Johnson.
+[[Skeptical Voices]] have reminded the public that TMNT is a fictional movie and that the pizza delivery in question never happened in real life. //Nobody cared.//

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