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Not The Orcs are the indigenous people that live somewhere on or around Mount Louigi. They look exactly like orcs, but they are not the orcs, which is why they call themselves Not The Orcs. Slow Club argues that anyone who is not the orc is not the orc, but Mr. Porridge counters that anyone who is not the orc is not Not The Orc.
Not The Orcs live in tribes of 2.5 and generally prefer fractions to whole numbers. This makes the strategy of staying away from them a very good one. Not The Orcs use sabers and saws to divide creatures they meet into smaller pieces.