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Olven

Olven knows you are dumb

Olven is an accomplished dancer, architect and intellectual. She is the champion of all pub quizzes, and is known for her engineering wit. In marketing terms she classifies herself as the ultimate “opportunity seeker”.

She is the wife of Louigi Verona and owns a bag-packing school “Pugs”.

Pub quiz champion

Olven is well known for her erudition. She knows all the facts, although will routinely refuse to provide knowledge, since “I am not paid to do it”. When people try to pay her, she says “Just look it up yourself”.

She has been consistently winning pub quizzes all over the world.

Bag packing

A full-size airplane packed into a small bag by Olven

Olven is the number 1 bag-packer in the world. She is able to pack a whole wardrobe into a small container. Due to her extraordinary abilities, she has been employed by David Copperfield in a number of stage tricks. Specifically, a trick where he makes an airplane disappear is actually Olven very quickly packing it away.

olven.txt · Last modified: 2024/05/15 08:52 (external edit)