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Olven

Olven in 2017

Olven is an accomplished dancer, architect and intellectual. She is the champion of all pub quizzes, and is known for her engineering wit. In marketing terms she classifies herself as the ultimate “opportunity seeker”.

She is the wife of Louigi Verona and owns a bag-packing school “Pugs”.

Pub quiz champion

Olven is well known for her erudition. Her husband owns a t-shirt with a sign “I don't need Google, my wife knows everything”.

She has been consistently winning pub quizzes all over the world.

Olven looks at you like you are dumb

Bag packing

Olven is the number 1 bag-packer in the world. She is able to pack a whole wardrobe into a small container. Due to her extraordinary abilities, she has been employed by David Copperfield for a number of stage tricks. Specifically, a trick where he makes an airplane disappear is actually Olven very quickly packing it away.

olven.1512856860.txt.gz · Last modified: 2017/12/09 17:01 by lverona