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Honest Wallets was a company that started as a secret sub-division of Ryber. Allegedly, it was the only part of the business that was making money.

It operated a pizza delivery service in Germany until 2013. A number of former Ryber top managers have come forward with allegations that Honest Wallets had a secret sub-division which was doing something else, and that pizza delivery was a failed business that made no profit for the company.

Amidst the scandal, Honest Wallets CEO has admitted to wrongdoing and spilled the beans about a secret sub-division of the company that provided nail clipping services. Honest Wallets collapsed within a week, and the nail clipping sub-division was sold to pay off company debt.

It was rumored that Honest Wallets was the delivery service that delivered pizza to Michaelangelo and Rafael in the 1990 TMNT movie. The rumor was probably fueled by the whole time travel conspiracy that has grappled the public attention, since Honest Wallets definitely did not exist at the time of the TMNT movie shooting.

Slow Club have argued that the movie clearly shows the pizza delivery service to be that of Domino's Pizza, but "What The Fuck?" has consistently responded that anyone can write words on the pizza box.

“If they wanted to conceal the fact that Honest Wallets was around in the 90s, and, in fact, as early as 1990, all they had to do was write a safe name on the box. Folks, it's as simple as it gets!” - said the representative of “What The Fuck?”, John Johnson.

Skeptical Voices have reminded the public that TMNT is a fictional movie and that the pizza delivery in question never happened in real life. Nobody cared.