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Traveling Space Frog

TSF as imagined by Bob

Traveling Space Frog (abbreviated as TSF) is a space-dwelling creature whose sole purpose is to ride through space and eat planets. TSF does not eat stars, although it would be fun to see what happens if it tried.

Originally TSF came into existence as the explanation of Narimba's destruction about a century ago. However, almost immediately TSF got a life of its own, and now roams the imaginations of people all over the world.

A miniature of a TSF pillar at Mount Louigi.

It is said that Mount Louigi has a brass pillar that celebrates TSF. An utuka village is situated nearby and they consider TSF to be one of the Indifferent Gods.

It is unclear whether TSF is a lone creature or whether there are actually several. Former Slow Club philosopher Mr. Porridge argues that because a TSF must eat planets in order to survive, it is logical that if there are a whole species, they would attempt to fly out and put astronomical distances between each other, so that they have enough planets to devour. This might explain why we encounter the same local TSF.

Dan Dindridge responds that there is no reason to believe a TSF must eat planets in order to survive. Mr. Porridge has a potent reply, but Dindridge says he doesn't give a fuck.

Local TSF

The observed TSF is widely believed to be a single female individual. It was designated as a “local TSF” by Mr. Porridge. Modern astronomers are able to identify it by using spot-detection algorithms, developed by some of the members of the secretive community The Cave.

The Local TSF is currently thousands light years away from Earth, however it is not clear which method of propagation the TSF uses. Therefore, it is being closely monitored.

"What The Fuck?" conspiracy group is divided on the matter. Some members of the outlet doubt that TSF exists, some believe that TSF is a weapon of mass destruction, engineered by The Government.

tsf.txt · Last modified: 2024/05/15 08:52 (external edit)