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Depiction of “Whatever You Want” brothel by a 16th century Flemish painter

Whatever You Want is a brothel, which was initially a secret sub-division of Honest Wallets. Many internal stakeholders of the latter would use “nail clipping services” as a shorthand for the real function of the sub-division.

Apart from being the focus of the slowly unfolding scandal, involving top executives of Ryber and it's daughter companies, Whatever You Want is an urban mystery, since a number of medieval painters have seemingly captured the interiors and exact events, happening in the brothel, down to minute details. It is generally believed that Whatever You Want proves that time travel is a real possibility. Slow Club argues that the sub-folding of space and time continuum could also account for the effect.

The exact location of Whatever You Want brothel has not been disclosed by the press. In fact, even a non-exact location has so far been hidden from the inquisitive public eye. A number of student projects have analyzed Google Maps in an attempt to find the elusive brothel, and at least two pursuants to PhD have chosen Whatever You Want as their topic.

Stephen Hawking has famously said that “The phenomenon of time travel finds its most acuminate ”